Numa Numa English! - Animated Version

I made a full length parody of the famous Numa Ye song using animation footage from the open source Elephant's Dream movie project. It's called "My PC" and it's about a frustrated computer owner named Emo, trying to get Proog, a computer repairmen, to fix his computer. Proog won't fix Emo's computer until Emo pays his last bill, and Emo won't pay that bill until Proog fixes his computer!

Man Dances Around The Earth!

This video shows a man that traveled all around the globe and danced everywhere he went. It's more wonderful than funny, but it's definitely uplifting. Enjoy "Where the Hell is Matt?".

Net Neutrality : Animated Music Video

Animated music video that parodies Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Our Land" song using the topic of Net Neutrality. The animation footage is from the Elephants Dream open movie project. It's a funny video on a serious topic.

Great Innovations In Cat Storage!

(c) Photo andrea z

Do you have lots of cats? Do you have trouble finding places to keep them in your home or apartment? Then suffer no more! This photo shows the amazing new handy dandy Kitty Korner storage device! Just drop your cat into the vertical feline storage unit and go. Works great with umbrellas too. When you get home, just grab your kitty by it's fluffy buns, pull upwards, and voila! It's playtime again!

Crouching Kitty Hidden Pit Bull

Photo Photo by Don Jopi

In our continuing coverage of martial arts and pets, we caught up with our first interspecies battle between cats and dogs. Here in this photograph you can see Fur Foo, the legendary master of the Flying Kitty Kick, executing a powerful blow to Dung Poo, the notorious master of the dubious "block with fur face" defense. Please tell your pets not to try this at home, unless they are prepared to take pictures and send them to us! (Click on the photo to see it full size).

The Cat Whisperer! : Lesson One

Photo (c) 2004 - Stef Noble

Although most people know me as mild mannered software designer and couch potato Robert Oschler, I'm also a practitoner of the ancient art of cat whispering. I can take a look at a cat, or even just a photo of a cat, and tell you exactly what that cat was thinking at that very moment!

I will demonstrate. Look at the photo of the brown and white cat above. Click on it to see it full size. When I viewed this photo, a small but very clear and frail voice said to me: "Oh my God! They were there before we went to the vet!"

I know it's an amazing gift, but it is also a burden; although one I bear willingly.

NOTE: A friend of mine's kids have an auto-immune disease known as Celiac disease. He has set up a web cam array to show a lemonade stand, done in the style of The Incredible Hulk, that is selling lemonade while raising money for the fight against Celiac disease. Please visit the site, play with the web cams, and if you can, donate money to the cause. If you don't, then the Hulk will get very angry! :)

Flickr Conspiracy Exposed!

The popular Flickr photo sharing site recently suffered a major server outage. They tried to cover up the outage by showing funny messages to distract their members. But I, your crafty crusty detective and reporter, managed to uncover the dark, fuzzy conspiracy behind the server outage. Read my news piece on the real reason for Flickr's outage, which I wrote and posted on their most popular discussion forum.

Numa Numa!

A father tries to make his own Numa Ye dance video but his daughter has something to say about that!

When Athlete's Foot Goes Wrong!

Today's photo serves as a healthy reminder of why we should all wash our feet. If your slippers have this growing out of them, you need to wash your feet!