MARTIAL ARTS: Is It For Pets?

- (c) photo, ~Colleen~ - (?) Self-defense is a subject on everyone's mind these days and dogs have been protecting us for years, but when they learn martial arts, has it gone too far? When we discovered the ace fighting duo of Porkchop (photo left) and Lulu (photo right), delivering powerful blows by paw and tail, we decided to investigate further. When we confronted the canine kickboxer's owner, she told us, "They love it! You try to make them stop, I'll watch! Besides, have you ever seen a basset hound throw a spinning heel kick? It's hilarious!". We asked for a few details on the pooches fighting prowess and were told, "Porkchop has a black belt in Dog Fu and Lulu has a Porkchop in fondue." We'll be monitoring this situation closely. UPDATE: Within the short time this news alert was published, we are already seeing canine combat offers pouring in. The notorious Twin Terriers of Terror or Triple-T have offered to challenge our dynamic duo, and I quote, "We'll take anyone on, anytime, anywhere! We want you Porkchop and Lulu! We want you!". Known for their questionable tactics in the ring, the Triple-T threat is being ignored by Porkchop and Lulu. - (c) photo, Myszka - (?) We suggest in the meantime, that you think closely the next time you approach a strange pair of dogs. They might just be Ninjas!